Voice Podcast (Please View)

[Hydrolisk]

Please take a moment to read through this post.

Introduction

• I may or may not be starting my first podcast, VERY soon.
  In fact, I have no idea whether or not my podcast will actually WORK once I upload everything...
  But then again, there are always individual audio files and lots of refreshing...

Backstory

• So, here's the story. I was awake this night, and I thought as I worked my way through iTune's podcast section, I thought, "Man, I should make a podcast." Then, I had another BRILLIANT idea. I'll make a highly epic (narcissistic) podcast about (of course,) MYSELF. Not myself in particular, more so, about US. Not the country, damn it, us! We! The clan! However, not even that, in particular.
  Even more so, it is about me saying the things YOU want me to say! For certain, this is at least be a novel and original idea (hopefully). Not only that, but I find this idea to be amazingly humorous, and I am certain that we can all get a few laughs out of this.

The Request(s)

• In summary, what I ask you to do is post (relatively reasonable; I don't want to be caught cussing like mad and etc.) things/requests about what it is that you want me to say.
  Let's say, I give you until the next time I check this topic and there is at least one page worth of "requests." Then, I shall proceed to create a podcast about those things.
  I suggest relatively short requests. I'm sure their are about 15 posts per page, so, if each post were to be about 5 to 20 seconds long (if you were to say it in at a moderate speed), then each podcast should be roughly 5 minutes long. Which, coincidentally, is a very reasonable time frame.

Where to find, etc.

• My webpage (It's not ready yet, of course. But soon it shall be, and it will link directly to the podcast section if it comes to fruition.)

The Goal and Point

• The goal of this is to help myself create a worthwhile podcast. Not to mention, my first one. One that others can enjoy, especially since I enjoy telling stories and helping others have a laugh.

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Besides, is it everyday that you get to actually hear a random forumer's voice? And for certain, this is already very interesting, is it not?

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Request "Format"

• The guidelines to a request are:
  
  -No cussing. I'm a minor, I have parents. HOWEVER. There is a difference between cussing and swearing/cursing. Cursing is okay, like "What in the Lord of Hell's name is that damned mortal of a fool doing!"
  
  -It should be about 5-20 seconds long. Less is okay, but please, don't make it one word or something outrageous like that...
  
  -As an exception to the above, you could ask me to read a passage of any literature as long as you also post the lines.
  
  -You may or may not describe HOW you want me to say it. If you don't, I might go mad on it.
  
  Remember, the next time I check this thread and there is at least a page of material here, I shall get working.

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The only loss if this doesn't come through is an hour of wasted time, disappointment, and embarrassment. Frankly, I think the risks are too small to force me not to hit the "Close Window" button, so I'll just hit "Submit." NOW.

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Suggestion: E-mail your own voice/quote/speech/thing to me at so that I can include it in following podcasts.

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Thank you for reading trough the entire post. I hope that you will participate in this activity, and that you will at the very least take this seriously. I can only imagine good come out of this. As a last ditch attempt to bring you into the activity; DON'T LET ME DIE!

[TheIrishPatriot]

*Patriot dies a little, becase he has no audio on the compy >.<*

[Hell_Tempest]

*Patriot dies a little, becase he has no audio on the compy >.<*

Buy a headset for like... $25

[Bregan]

recite the "loveless" poem from ffcc

[Hydrolisk]

recite the "loveless" poem from ffcc

(I am assuming that the poem you want me to recite is called "Loveless" and is from Final Fantasy: Crisis Core. I will look for it online, as I didn't even know that the game existed. )

(EDIT: I have found what I believe is what you wish for me to recite: link. However, I do not know whether to recite the green half or the red half.)

[Oxygen]

whats a podcast?

[Hydrolisk]

From Wiktionary: "An audio programme in a compressed digital format, delivered via an RSS feed over the Internet to a subscriber and designed for playback on computers or portable digital audio players, such as the iPod; To deliver (audio) via an RSS feed over the Internet to a subscriber."

[Hell_Tempest]

whats a podcast?

I sincerely hope you are joking.

[Oxygen]

whats a podcast?

I sincerely hope you are joking.

I've seen the word podcast and know it's related to audio, but can't tell much more. Whats the point of it? Why not call it simply "saved audio" or "moron's thought of the day" (if that applies)? I use my cpu for gaming, not for dling crap btw, so really, I'm not into that

[Bregan]

the red half.

[vesuvan]

I use my cpu for gaming, not for dling crap btw, so really, I'm not into that

Prebuilt gaming PC detected.

[Loki]

"moron's thought of the day"

Exactly what podcasts are.

[Hydrolisk]

Loki knows not what a good podcast is.

[Hell_Tempest]

"moron's thought of the day"

Exactly what podcasts are.

/agree

[Hydrolisk]

I didn't post this in the Off-Topic for a reason.

Get serious or get lost, please.