Wish Corruption

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kurogamon » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:22 pm

Your parents die waaaaay before you do.

(Not that it's necessarily bad depending on who you are...)

I wish I didn't have so goddamned much homework.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kaome Sky Deathand » Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:37 am

Done.
You now only have 1 page of homework but 15 hour school days.

I wish I could hear a Glavian Lyre played by an expert artist just once that I might lose myself in its embrace.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by ReDSeX » Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:40 am

Granted.
It doesn't live up to your expectations and you feel horribly stupid for wasting your time and eloquence.

I wish I had some chap stick.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kaome Sky Deathand » Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:50 am

Done.
Your new chap stick has 500% more Arsenic and Volatile Chemicals.

I wish Tenacious D could remember the greatest song in the world.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Halnodor2 » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:01 am

I does but you don't like it.

I wish I would know how long this thread has being going!
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Psiclone » Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:47 pm

You do. The horrific knowledge of it's existence destroys your feeble mind.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by ReDSeX » Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:13 pm

Granted. You don't have arms.

I wish for some communication.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kurogamon » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:11 am

You communicate with /y/. You sure you wanted to do that?

I wish for BNet to not be full of retards.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by snakehawk37 » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:48 pm

Your wish comes true, but Blizzard implements WOW-style $15-a-month subscription fees.

I wish that my cough would go away.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kurogamon » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:55 pm

You're dead now. At least the cough's gone.

I wish that Last Rites healed for even more so I could heal myself uber amounts with Dis.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by ReDSeX » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:52 pm

Granted. It makes the game crash.

I wish for some time.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Dark_Humor » Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:03 pm

Granted, but you waste the time making a terrain, then exiting without saving.

I wish for the students at my school to not be stuck-up.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by ReDSeX » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:06 pm

Granted. They're very loose -- in a physical and emotional sense.

I wish for something original.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by xap0calypse » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:37 am

Wish granted. But since mostly everything is unoriginal nowadays, your original "something" turns out to be retarded and worth a piece of shit.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Dark_Humor » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:20 pm

Granted, now you wear a frilly pink dress, and fake, toy angel wings.

I wish I was very good at drawing.
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