Make a 6 word story

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Make a 6 word story

Postby ReDSeX » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:31 pm

Ernest Hemingway was once prodded to compose a complete story in six words. His answer, personally felt to be his best prose ever, was:
"For sale: baby shoes, never used."
Some people say it was to settle a bar bet. Others say it was a personal challenge directed at other famous authors.

Now its your turn. I'll go first.

Black hair. Black skin. Blue eyes.

Hand over heart, I yell, "Jihad!

My head hurts. Get it out.

You have seven minutes. Do it.

Please! I have three children! Bang.

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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby Rising_Dusk » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:10 pm

Neat. Too bad that I'm dead.
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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby Hell_Tempest » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:11 am

The Bible, alas, I am blind.
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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby vesuvan » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:25 am

Only six words? Hold on... Dammit.
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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby Hell_Tempest » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:37 am

All your bases belong to us.
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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby ReDSeX » Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:17 am

Hell_Tempest wrote:All your bases are belong to us.


fix'd

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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby Logue » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:47 pm

ReDSeX wrote:
Hell_Tempest wrote:All your bases are belong to us.


fix'd

But then that"s 7 words...... :? :?
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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby ReDSeX » Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:42 pm

Well shucks

Tightened the noose. Went to work.

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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby Rising_Dusk » Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:29 pm

Time to die at last, Bond.
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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby Kaome Sky Deathand » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:19 pm

Death is the only way out.
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Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion,
simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.

Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.

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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby Kaome Sky Deathand » Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:39 am

I am the eternal light. Eclipsed.
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Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion,
simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.

Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.

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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby VZhitogoroshi » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:28 am

His skeleton finally lost it's appetite.

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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby Daryll-The-Damned » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:22 am

He released his grasp. They cried.
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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby erwtenpeller » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:55 pm

i sooooo suck at this shit .

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Re: Make a 6 word story

Postby Kaome Sky Deathand » Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:25 pm

I am many. We are one.
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Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion,
simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.

Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.


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