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Re: One Word Story

Post by Kurogamon » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:24 pm

Rehab was drunk and stoned, which caused aids and chronic burping noises which killed chubby mustaches. This, in combination with my massive boner, was soft padding the hole between two dimensions of your chubby moustache-covered hat. Groups usually came in one large zeppelin with a huge laser-O-donkey. Koalas suck. The specific vehicle that killed Echonian was taking bodies away. Sozen turned around, wielding his erect, enormous, fingernails which Anick happened to manicure at the salon. Mutant rabbits with guns broke open huge tins of manufactured meatballs. These meatballs were horny and raped. Gloomy people were without food. Particularly, Rehab had no breasticles, so Logue loves being there.

Elsewhere, Sozen had just finished pewpewpewing your face into a can. That hurt blown-up, obese sacks of Baneite flesh happened to be there. One day a Mercedes was driving ITSELF into a baked apple pie. Nobody ate meese that grew any larger noses than seventeen feet long. Later, Blue was playing GMod like always, when a grasshopper said, "Eat my balls." That pissed off Vela, so she took Tornne and discoed until she got drunk, which Victor loved. He discorporated SSSOOOOOOZZZZZZEEEENNNNN's weird fingernails before Gordon Dr.Prof.Patrick of the Science division's idiots, drank olive rum. Since there were no daquiris, Optimus Slime had Rehab by the Chupacabra of Demise within his Oxford-endorsed goat, before Yetis overran the garden gnome stronghold. In other news, Britney is in her fifteenth session of Taxidermy, and was shaving her hair when SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEENNNNNNN showed up bringing lard to her. Then, an overweight gorilla from Cambodia laughed at Loki, because yo momma is his face.

Meanwhile, KD happened to stumble upon an ideal form of cherub which caused asshats to shout nasty remarks and take out chubby fish. Fishermen were on the crappiest of marijuana trips, which prompted them to sail back to their iguana infested bachelor degree in sociology. Which, upon blowing out radioactive candles caused seventeen noses to sneeze cans of Brian Griffin's favorite cola: Blood of Khârn. This made these noses ascend to a spot that was called "Big Fart Point". Then Jesus mugged a spy cake, but got trapped rocking out to "Never Gonna Give You Up" By Rick Astley. Jesus and Genobee walked onto a sandvich bar thinking "What spell should consume more sandvichs then tree-hugging manbearpig?" "Vell, a magical creature like Logue would verb up glandular testicles, ya?" "Nein!" exclaims Hitler-Robo. "Die Logue, you perverted little whelp, or I'll suck your head right off." With great difficulty, over tea, Master Splinter passed multiple shurikens through his testicular area with chop-sticks.

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Re: One Word Story

Post by Logue » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:04 pm

Rehab was drunk and stoned, which caused aids and chronic burping noises which killed chubby mustaches. This, in combination with my massive boner, was soft padding the hole between two dimensions of your chubby moustache-covered hat. Groups usually came in one large zeppelin with a huge laser-O-donkey. Koalas suck. The specific vehicle that killed Echonian was taking bodies away. Sozen turned around, wielding his erect, enormous, fingernails which Anick happened to manicure at the salon. Mutant rabbits with guns broke open huge tins of manufactured meatballs. These meatballs were horny and raped. Gloomy people were without food. Particularly, Rehab had no breasticles, so Logue loves being there.

Elsewhere, Sozen had just finished pewpewpewing your face into a can. That hurt blown-up, obese sacks of Baneite flesh happened to be there. One day a Mercedes was driving ITSELF into a baked apple pie. Nobody ate meese that grew any larger noses than seventeen feet long. Later, Blue was playing GMod like always, when a grasshopper said, "Eat my balls." That pissed off Vela, so she took Tornne and discoed until she got drunk, which Victor loved. He discorporated SSSOOOOOOZZZZZZEEEENNNNN's weird fingernails before Gordon Dr.Prof.Patrick of the Science division's idiots, drank olive rum. Since there were no daquiris, Optimus Slime had Rehab by the Chupacabra of Demise within his Oxford-endorsed goat, before Yetis overran the garden gnome stronghold. In other news, Britney is in her fifteenth session of Taxidermy, and was shaving her hair when SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEENNNNNNN showed up bringing lard to her. Then, an overweight gorilla from Cambodia laughed at Loki, because yo momma is his face.

Meanwhile, KD happened to stumble upon an ideal form of cherub which caused asshats to shout nasty remarks and take out chubby fish. Fishermen were on the crappiest of marijuana trips, which prompted them to sail back to their iguana infested bachelor degree in sociology. Which, upon blowing out radioactive candles caused seventeen noses to sneeze cans of Brian Griffin's favorite cola: Blood of Khârn. This made these noses ascend to a spot that was called "Big Fart Point". Then Jesus mugged a spy cake, but got trapped rocking out to "Never Gonna Give You Up" By Rick Astley. Jesus and Genobee walked onto a sandvich bar thinking "What spell should consume more sandvichs then tree-hugging manbearpig?" "Vell, a magical creature like Logue would verb up glandular testicles, ya?" "Nein!" exclaims Hitler-Robo. "Die Logue, you perverted little whelp, or I'll suck your head right off." With great difficulty, over tea, Master Splinter passed multiple shurikens through his testicular area with chop-sticks.

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Re: One Word Story

Post by Psiclone » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:27 am

Rehab was drunk and stoned, which caused aids and chronic burping noises which killed chubby mustaches. This, in combination with my massive boner, was soft padding the hole between two dimensions of your chubby moustache-covered hat. Groups usually came in one large zeppelin with a huge laser-O-donkey. Koalas suck. The specific vehicle that killed Echonian was taking bodies away. Sozen turned around, wielding his erect, enormous, fingernails which Anick happened to manicure at the salon. Mutant rabbits with guns broke open huge tins of manufactured meatballs. These meatballs were horny and raped. Gloomy people were without food. Particularly, Rehab had no breasticles, so Logue loves being there.

Elsewhere, Sozen had just finished pewpewpewing your face into a can. That hurt blown-up, obese sacks of Baneite flesh happened to be there. One day a Mercedes was driving ITSELF into a baked apple pie. Nobody ate meese that grew any larger noses than seventeen feet long. Later, Blue was playing GMod like always, when a grasshopper said, "Eat my balls." That pissed off Vela, so she took Tornne and discoed until she got drunk, which Victor loved. He discorporated SSSOOOOOOZZZZZZEEEENNNNN's weird fingernails before Gordon Dr.Prof.Patrick of the Science division's idiots, drank olive rum. Since there were no daquiris, Optimus Slime had Rehab by the Chupacabra of Demise within his Oxford-endorsed goat, before Yetis overran the garden gnome stronghold. In other news, Britney is in her fifteenth session of Taxidermy, and was shaving her hair when SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEENNNNNNN showed up bringing lard to her. Then, an overweight gorilla from Cambodia laughed at Loki, because yo momma is his face.

Meanwhile, KD happened to stumble upon an ideal form of cherub which caused asshats to shout nasty remarks and take out chubby fish. Fishermen were on the crappiest of marijuana trips, which prompted them to sail back to their iguana infested bachelor degree in sociology. Which, upon blowing out radioactive candles caused seventeen noses to sneeze cans of Brian Griffin's favorite cola: Blood of Khârn. This made these noses ascend to a spot that was called "Big Fart Point". Then Jesus mugged a spy cake, but got trapped rocking out to "Never Gonna Give You Up" By Rick Astley. Jesus and Genobee walked onto a sandvich bar thinking "What spell should consume more sandvichs then tree-hugging manbearpig?" "Vell, a magical creature like Logue would verb up glandular testicles, ya?" "Nein!" exclaims Hitler-Robo. "Die Logue, you perverted little whelp, or I'll suck your head right off." With great difficulty, over tea, Master Splinter passed multiple shurikens through his testicular area with chop-sticks.

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Re: One Word Story

Post by Kurogamon » Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:44 pm

Rehab was drunk and stoned, which caused aids and chronic burping noises which killed chubby mustaches. This, in combination with my massive boner, was soft padding the hole between two dimensions of your chubby moustache-covered hat. Groups usually came in one large zeppelin with a huge laser-O-donkey. Koalas suck. The specific vehicle that killed Echonian was taking bodies away. Sozen turned around, wielding his erect, enormous, fingernails which Anick happened to manicure at the salon. Mutant rabbits with guns broke open huge tins of manufactured meatballs. These meatballs were horny and raped. Gloomy people were without food. Particularly, Rehab had no breasticles, so Logue loves being there.

Elsewhere, Sozen had just finished pewpewpewing your face into a can. That hurt blown-up, obese sacks of Baneite flesh happened to be there. One day a Mercedes was driving ITSELF into a baked apple pie. Nobody ate meese that grew any larger noses than seventeen feet long. Later, Blue was playing GMod like always, when a grasshopper said, "Eat my balls." That pissed off Vela, so she took Tornne and discoed until she got drunk, which Victor loved. He discorporated SSSOOOOOOZZZZZZEEEENNNNN's weird fingernails before Gordon Dr.Prof.Patrick of the Science division's idiots, drank olive rum. Since there were no daquiris, Optimus Slime had Rehab by the Chupacabra of Demise within his Oxford-endorsed goat, before Yetis overran the garden gnome stronghold. In other news, Britney is in her fifteenth session of Taxidermy, and was shaving her hair when SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEENNNNNNN showed up bringing lard to her. Then, an overweight gorilla from Cambodia laughed at Loki, because yo momma is his face.

Meanwhile, KD happened to stumble upon an ideal form of cherub which caused asshats to shout nasty remarks and take out chubby fish. Fishermen were on the crappiest of marijuana trips, which prompted them to sail back to their iguana infested bachelor degree in sociology. Which, upon blowing out radioactive candles caused seventeen noses to sneeze cans of Brian Griffin's favorite cola: Blood of Khârn. This made these noses ascend to a spot that was called "Big Fart Point". Then Jesus mugged a spy cake, but got trapped rocking out to "Never Gonna Give You Up" By Rick Astley. Jesus and Genobee walked onto a sandvich bar thinking "What spell should consume more sandvichs then tree-hugging manbearpig?" "Vell, a magical creature like Logue would verb up glandular testicles, ya?" "Nein!" exclaims Hitler-Robo. "Die Logue, you perverted little whelp, or I'll suck your head right off." With great difficulty, over tea, Master Splinter passed multiple shurikens through his testicular area with chop-sticks.

Little bo muffet took her stool face out of her pocket, which was where Bo Diddley necrophilized
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Re: One Word Story

Post by Cooldood » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:53 pm

Rehab was drunk and stoned, which caused aids and chronic burping noises which killed chubby mustaches. This, in combination with my massive boner, was soft padding the hole between two dimensions of your chubby moustache-covered hat. Groups usually came in one large zeppelin with a huge laser-O-donkey. Koalas suck. The specific vehicle that killed Echonian was taking bodies away. Sozen turned around, wielding his erect, enormous, fingernails which Anick happened to manicure at the salon. Mutant rabbits with guns broke open huge tins of manufactured meatballs. These meatballs were horny and raped. Gloomy people were without food. Particularly, Rehab had no breasticles, so Logue loves being there.

Elsewhere, Sozen had just finished pewpewpewing your face into a can. That hurt blown-up, obese sacks of Baneite flesh happened to be there. One day a Mercedes was driving ITSELF into a baked apple pie. Nobody ate meese that grew any larger noses than seventeen feet long. Later, Blue was playing GMod like always, when a grasshopper said, "Eat my balls." That pissed off Vela, so she took Tornne and discoed until she got drunk, which Victor loved. He discorporated SSSOOOOOOZZZZZZEEEENNNNN's weird fingernails before Gordon Dr.Prof.Patrick of the Science division's idiots, drank olive rum. Since there were no daquiris, Optimus Slime had Rehab by the Chupacabra of Demise within his Oxford-endorsed goat, before Yetis overran the garden gnome stronghold. In other news, Britney is in her fifteenth session of Taxidermy, and was shaving her hair when SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEENNNNNNN showed up bringing lard to her. Then, an overweight gorilla from Cambodia laughed at Loki, because yo momma is his face.

Meanwhile, KD happened to stumble upon an ideal form of cherub which caused asshats to shout nasty remarks and take out chubby fish. Fishermen were on the crappiest of marijuana trips, which prompted them to sail back to their iguana infested bachelor degree in sociology. Which, upon blowing out radioactive candles caused seventeen noses to sneeze cans of Brian Griffin's favorite cola: Blood of Khârn. This made these noses ascend to a spot that was called "Big Fart Point". Then Jesus mugged a spy cake, but got trapped rocking out to "Never Gonna Give You Up" By Rick Astley. Jesus and Genobee walked onto a sandvich bar thinking "What spell should consume more sandvichs then tree-hugging manbearpig?" "Vell, a magical creature like Logue would verb up glandular testicles, ya?" "Nein!" exclaims Hitler-Robo. "Die Logue, you perverted little whelp, or I'll suck your head right off." With great difficulty, over tea, Master Splinter passed multiple shurikens through his testicular area with chop-sticks.

Little bo muffet took her stool face out of her pocket, which was where Bo Diddley necrophilized into
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Re: One Word Story

Post by Logue » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:13 pm

Rehab was drunk and stoned, which caused aids and chronic burping noises which killed chubby mustaches. This, in combination with my massive boner, was soft padding the hole between two dimensions of your chubby moustache-covered hat. Groups usually came in one large zeppelin with a huge laser-O-donkey. Koalas suck. The specific vehicle that killed Echonian was taking bodies away. Sozen turned around, wielding his erect, enormous, fingernails which Anick happened to manicure at the salon. Mutant rabbits with guns broke open huge tins of manufactured meatballs. These meatballs were horny and raped. Gloomy people were without food. Particularly, Rehab had no breasticles, so Logue loves being there.

Elsewhere, Sozen had just finished pewpewpewing your face into a can. That hurt blown-up, obese sacks of Baneite flesh happened to be there. One day a Mercedes was driving ITSELF into a baked apple pie. Nobody ate meese that grew any larger noses than seventeen feet long. Later, Blue was playing GMod like always, when a grasshopper said, "Eat my balls." That pissed off Vela, so she took Tornne and discoed until she got drunk, which Victor loved. He discorporated SSSOOOOOOZZZZZZEEEENNNNN's weird fingernails before Gordon Dr.Prof.Patrick of the Science division's idiots, drank olive rum. Since there were no daquiris, Optimus Slime had Rehab by the Chupacabra of Demise within his Oxford-endorsed goat, before Yetis overran the garden gnome stronghold. In other news, Britney is in her fifteenth session of Taxidermy, and was shaving her hair when SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEENNNNNNN showed up bringing lard to her. Then, an overweight gorilla from Cambodia laughed at Loki, because yo momma is his face.

Meanwhile, KD happened to stumble upon an ideal form of cherub which caused asshats to shout nasty remarks and take out chubby fish. Fishermen were on the crappiest of marijuana trips, which prompted them to sail back to their iguana infested bachelor degree in sociology. Which, upon blowing out radioactive candles caused seventeen noses to sneeze cans of Brian Griffin's favorite cola: Blood of Khârn. This made these noses ascend to a spot that was called "Big Fart Point". Then Jesus mugged a spy cake, but got trapped rocking out to "Never Gonna Give You Up" By Rick Astley. Jesus and Genobee walked onto a sandvich bar thinking "What spell should consume more sandvichs then tree-hugging manbearpig?" "Vell, a magical creature like Logue would verb up glandular testicles, ya?" "Nein!" exclaims Hitler-Robo. "Die Logue, you perverted little whelp, or I'll suck your head right off." With great difficulty, over tea, Master Splinter passed multiple shurikens through his testicular area with chop-sticks.

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