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Postby TheIrishPatriot » Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:45 pm

Credit to http://humormeme.com/Default.aspx

Q: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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Re: Forum

Postby The Colonel » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:30 am

Mostly accurate, don't agree with the second to last one and the number for the debate, 36 is a bit much. More around 10.
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Re: Forum

Postby Hell_Tempest » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:24 pm

You must not go on forums much if you disagree with the second to last one...

On the XFire forums all I say in response to a post is "Google is your friend."
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Re: Forum

Postby The Colonel » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:02 pm

Hmm, I suppose I visit the wrong sets of forums then.
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Re: Forum

Postby Logue » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:56 am

Hell_Tempest wrote:On the XFire forums all I say in response to a post is "Google is your friend."


Use this:
http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/
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