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Riddle me this...

Post by Kaome Sky Deathand » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:37 am

Thought I'd share some that have kept me awake in the dark hours....

Who lives in the mirror when there is no light?
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Re: Riddle me this...

Post by Logue » Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:06 am

Haven't you seen Mirrors? Apparently something that wants us all dead.
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Post by Jericho Veronus » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:07 pm

It may sound funny, but it has actually kept me awake thinking about.

Exactly why IS a raven like a writing desk?
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Re: Riddle me this...

Post by Deschain » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:23 pm

Kaome Sky Deathand wrote:Thought I'd share some that have kept me awake in the dark hours....

Who lives in the mirror when there is no light?
Shadows?
Jericho Veronus wrote:It may sound funny, but it has actually kept me awake thinking about.

Exactly why IS a raven like a writing desk?
The answer is 42.
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Re: Riddle me this...

Post by Logue » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:57 pm

Deschain wrote:The answer is 42.
The answer is ALWAYS 42.
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Re: Riddle me this...

Post by Jericho Veronus » Fri May 01, 2009 1:00 pm

Logue wrote:
Deschain wrote:The answer is 42.
The answer is ALWAYS 42.
I believe Jim Carrey would disagree, as he claims it ALWAYS comes back to the number 23.
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Re: Riddle me this...

Post by TheDeathstalker » Fri May 01, 2009 6:48 pm

Jericho Veronus wrote:
Logue wrote:
Deschain wrote:The answer is 42.
The answer is ALWAYS 42.
I believe Jim Carrey would disagree, as he claims it ALWAYS comes back to the number 23.
You're all missing the bigger picture!

4 8 15 16 23 42
And though you come out of each gruelling bout,
All broken and beaten and scarred,
Just have one more try—it’s dead easy to die,
It’s the keeping-on-living that’s hard.

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Re: Riddle me this...

Post by Jericho Veronus » Sat May 02, 2009 2:42 pm

TheDeathstalker wrote:
You're all missing the bigger picture!

4 8 15 16 23 42
Why am I not surprised that it is television that has managed to provide all the answers?
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Re: Riddle me this...

Post by Greenspawn » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:04 pm

Kaome Sky Deathand wrote:Who lives in the mirror when there is no light?
Joe Pesci
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