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How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by paper tree » Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:20 am

For my first post outside hero section i thought id start this guide. its not supposed to be serious, all is you post 1 rule you would like to add and the next time I log on I will edit it in with your name beside it.

1. Don't attempt to solo towers at level 1, your not superman

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Post by TheDeathstalker » Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:31 am

(This should probably be in off topic or something, but while I'm here)

2. Do attempt to solo towers at max level, as being Superman is a quick thing to pick up.
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All broken and beaten and scarred,
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Post by Oxygen » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:51 am

3. You aren't clan BWS; Don't cry if teams are seemingly "stacked" against you. Losing a single match will teach you more than winning a hundred.

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Post by pandamanar » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:15 am

4. Like all games, watching pro's play can help your game incredibly!
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Post by Rising_Dusk » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:53 am

5. Look at all icons on the minimap before wondering if "These are the only shops?!?" Those icons are there for a reason.
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Post by Greenspawn » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:26 am

6. Explore the skillset. Try various combinations of skills to see which is more effective given a certain situation.

Note: Don't be repetitive with your combos. This teaches enemies how you play.
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Post by Kaome Sky Deathand » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:17 am

7. Play in the mindset to kill any and every hero that moves or doesn't move. If you play for any other reason than to express your better skill at AoScraft than the poor schmucks on the other team you aren't playing for any good reason at all.

Note: I haven't played an AoS since.
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Post by Psiclone » Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:03 am

8. Keep in mind, it's just a game. The purpose is to have a good time, not necessarily pwn some guy from Arkansas.
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Post by Rising_Dusk » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:29 am

9. Don't intentionally handicap yourself in a relatively balanced game for the personal challenge of it and then rage when you don't do as well as the other guy that didn't handicap himself.
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Post by 2-P » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:12 pm

10. If you're new to the map, pick the demon hunter hero, they're always imba!
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Post by SetaSoujirou » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:33 pm

11. You buy the best badminton racket in the world ($250) and wonder why you played on BNet before.
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Post by Rising_Dusk » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:05 am

12. You play Badminton and wonder why you have no friends. :vela:
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Post by Intoxicated Crayon » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:55 am

13. Flames the other players at all times. You know you're superior to them, never letup in your trolling. Be Atrius and complain about his low hp, be Sozen and cry about his 100 hp. Be Dis and rage about losing hp from your skills. Be Ztera and solo without Zuma. Be a mega freaking TROLL.
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Post by Psiclone » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:33 am

14. Ignore the previous suggestion.

But for reals...

15. Come to grip with the fact that you will not be great at the game the first time. Everyone was a noob at some point in their life. Except Dusk.
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Post by Rising_Dusk » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:04 am

16. Make an AoS map of your own and embed HAX CODES into it so that you and only you can be the best player!1
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