Caption Challenge #2

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Kaome Sky Deathand
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Caption Challenge #2

Post by Kaome Sky Deathand » Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:21 am

Your Objective: Post the best Caption to the following Picture.
They may be funny, serious, or obscure, but they must fit.
There is a limit on the number of words, It's a caption, not a stanza challenge.
Use your best judgment here...a sentence would work best.
Winner gets a fancy-schmancy quasi-title and 30 OP.
This will run for a few days.

Here we go:

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Cruor Vult

Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion,
simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.

Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by Oxygen » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:56 pm

Over 9000.

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by TheIrishPatriot » Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:31 pm

5-4-3-2-1-....BRAWL!!!

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by Final_Pantheon » Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:40 pm

Smoking - REALLY f*cks you up!

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by Rising Inferno » Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:50 pm

Dirty Mouth?
Clean it up with new Orbit's Gum!

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by Logue » Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:57 pm

I pooped a hammer.

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by vesuvan » Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:48 pm

Hey, look; I know you're an evil hellbeast, but could you hold it down?!

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by VZhitogoroshi » Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:28 am

Someone should call a hand check.

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by Hell_Tempest » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:57 am

God damn Turbo Lax. You're supposed to relieve constipation, not make me shit myself to death.

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by Steve » Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:31 pm

"SOOOOOOOOZEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"

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The enemy are in disarray, ride them down as they run
Send them to their violent graves, don't spare anyone
Dead and wounded lie all around, see the pain in their eyes
Over the field an eerie sound, as we hear the raven's cry

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by Sabertooth » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:31 pm

I didnt think there were ghouls from WC3 IRL.

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by The Colonel » Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:29 pm

"Ye filthy thievin' youngin's, GET OFF MY PROPERTAY!"

I ish bored. ~_~

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by kkazican » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:11 am

The delicious cake is mine!

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by andriejj » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:22 am

The Colonel wrote:"Ye filthy thievin' youngin's, GET OFF MY PROPERTAY!"
nice one :)

"IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!!!"

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Re: Caption Challenge #2

Post by Cooldood » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:16 am

The goggles! They do nothing!

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